10 Reasons RoboCop Is Perfect for True Detective
Given his PG-13 bomb a few weeks back, maybe Detective Murphy should look for new work in the dreadful anarchic wilds of the Louisiana swamps.
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List Based Humor on Overthinking It
5 Reasons to Bring Back The West Wing
NBC needs it. I need it. The American people need it. Five good reasons why now is the time to reboot the First Family in Prime Time.
Underthinking It: AP English Portmanteau Names
For when you’re writing high-class slashfic.
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Actual Quanta of Solace
[You may find it helpful to read this post first.] One-third of an oreo and two ounces of cold milk. Clean, dry socks. Guessing Wheel Of Fortune phrase before any of the contestants. Happy Birthday wishes (via Facebook) from high … Continued
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Things Which, The First Amendment Notwithstanding, One Must Not Do In a Crowded Theater
Yell “Fire!” Not yell “Fire!” providing a) that there is, in fact, a fire, and b) that you are the only one to have noticed it. Burn the fucking theater down.
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Non! Nein!: Five Board Games That Would Make Better Movies Than Michael Bay’s “Ouija”
Graphic courtesy of the photoshop-savvy Mr. Lee Michael Bay has been contracted by Hasbro to create a movie version of the Ouija board. I don’t know quite what to expect… a PG-13 horror version of Jumanji only with %100 more … Continued