Kabletown Vertical Integration Update
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Kabletown PowerPoint reveals their strategy for taking on the IKEA threat.
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Business on Overthinking It
Coming Through The Fog, Your Sons and Daughters
As fun as it is, do we really want to take any lessons from Working Girl?
Steve Jobs, 1955-2011
Lots of people could make gadgets. He could make us love them.
The End of Movie Stars?
Was 2000 the last year you could join the A-list?
KRANG RESCUE APPROVED, SHREDDER: “TONIGHT, I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!”
DIMENSION X — In a move sure to put millions of ninjas back to work worldwide, Lord Krang announced an agreement on a bold rescue plan to resurrect and fund the world’s largest clan of ninjas. The plan gives the … Continued
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KRANG BAILOUT FAILS: FOOT CLAN DECLARES BANKRUPTCY
NEW YORK CITY — Teenagers and turtles alike were shocked this week as Foot Clan Chief Executive Officer Oroku Saki announced that Lord Krang of Dimension X had denied his emergency request for interdimensional portals, drilling transport modules, unlimited Technodrome … Continued
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