You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Phallic Symbol: Jaws As a Journey from Impotence to Manhood
They don’t call it MAN vs. Nature for nothing.
Blockbusters on Overthinking It
Clichemageddon 2: The Winners
Tagline: you’re it.
Clichémageddon 2: The Clichémagging
Nothing can prepare you.
The End of Movie Stars?
Was 2000 the last year you could join the A-list?
George Lucas’ Secret Plan to Corrupt Your Children
Won’t somebody PLEASE think about the geeky children?
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2012’s Stupid, Stupid Plan to Save Humanity
We should all just dress up like cute dogs. THEN we’d survive.
HE can’t handle the truth
Exactly how dangerous IS Guantanamo Naval Base?
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The Ghost Ship Moment
Where dramatic irony goes to die.
How far will you go to stay unspoiled?
Movies are better the less you know about them. But we just can’t help ourselves.
The Ghostbusters Are Horrible People
Who’s the real monster here?