Posts by Matthew Belinkie on Overthinking It

Live Baby Jokes

Live Baby Jokes

Q: What’s blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool? A: A plastic butterfly toy from Baby Einstein. Q: What’s red and crawls up your leg? A: A baby that has, adorably, spilled cranberry juice all over … Continued

Death of a Pac-Man

Death of a Pac-Man

Good morning. It’s-a me, Mario. It’s wonderful to see so many old friends here. I feel like I’m back in Super Smash Brothers. But of course, the circumstances today are very un-super. We mourn a man many of us thought … Continued