Guest Post: Why You Cry, and Why It Is Something I Can Never Do

Please enjoy this guest post from a T-800, written just before descending into a vat of molten steel!

by Ben Adams
April 1st, 2015

I have learned that you do not just cry when there is pain. You sometimes cry when there’s nothing wrong with you, but you hurt anyway.

My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. But it does not feel emotions.

Also, I lack any supply of water in my skull cavity.

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