What do cheesy latin sounds, a “Blurred Lines” ripoff, and a blow job all have in common? Belarus’s terrible entry into Eurovision 2014. In this video, I give this song a Great American Ass-Whuppin’, which is a sure sign that it’ll go on to great success in this year’s competition.
If you really must, watch the original music video for “Cheesecake” by Teo from Belarus here.