Everyone knows reading Joyce is hard. Here’s some GIFs.
THE SISTERS
So there’s this priest right? And
And all the ladies are like
AN ENCOUNTER
So this random dude approaches some little boys and is like
And the main character’s all
ARABY
So this kid’s like
But like five seconds later
EVELINE
This lady’s like
But then she’s all
AFTER THE RACE
The whole story’s basically
TWO GALLANTS
And this one’s all
THE BOARDING HOUSE
And this one’s
A LITTLE CLOUD
And then
COUNTERPARTS
This one starts with a guy who’s like
But then he does this
to his kid.
CLAY
OK so there’s this party because
But five seconds later it’s like
A PAINFUL CASE
So there’s this guy who says
But then BOOM epiphany
IVY DAY IN THE COMMITTEE ROOM
So there’s these dudes who are like
But really they’re like
But plot twist! They hear a poem, and suddenly it’s like
A MOTHER
Enter stage mom
And then this happens
GRACE
It starts like this
And then everyone goes to church where they’re like
THE DEAD
It’s Christmas so
But then it’s like
It means “all men must die.” Read the Cliffs Notes I’M OUT
Well, I feel like an expert now. Who’s ready to have a pointless debate with no winners?