Portmanteau names for all your shipping needs.
Othello x Desdemona: Desilo
Oedipus x Jocasta: Joctopussy
Catherine x Heathcliff: Heathcat Bar
Huckleberry Finn x Tom Sawyer: Huckster
Don Quixote x Dulcinea: Dulce de Xote
Jay Gatsby x Tom Buchanan: TomGats
Leopold Bloom x Stephen Dedalus: Lepolus
Sidney Carlton x Madame Defarge: Sid & Knitsy
Van Helsing x Mina Harker x Lucy Westenra: Hels’ Belles
Big Brother x Winston: Big Win
Jane Eyre x Bertha: Bert & Eyrnie
Billy Pilgrim x Kilgore Trout: Kil Bill
Odysseus x Penelope: Penus
Adam x Raphael x Yahweh x Eve x Lucifer the Morning Star: Arweh Evenstar
Rosencrantz x Guildenstern: Dead
I’m sure some of these are already in use on Tumblr.
BOO. You’re so not doing it right.
Othello x Desdemona: Othesdemona
Oedipus x Jocasta: Joedipus
Catherine x Heathcliff: Cathcliff/Heatherine
Huckleberry Finn x Tom Sawyer: Tomberry
Don Quixote x Dulcinea: Aldonza the whore
Jane Eyre x Bertha: Jane Eyre
Odysseus x Penelope: Odysselope
I did think of Joedipus, actually. It’s so fun to say. Joedipus Joedipus Joedipus