Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes

Let’s scope out The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes, bro.

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3. Kim Novak

Novak doesn’t take “No” for an answer. This sultry-eyed blonde plays head games with Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo. And after listening to her throaty purr, I promise she’ll be featuring in your dreams tonight as well.

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4 Comments on “Underthinking It: The Five Hottest Hitchcock Blondes”

  1. inmate #

    Agreed.

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  2. Tom #

    You could probably get this front-paged at HuffPo if you put [SLIDESHOW] at the beginning of the title.

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  3. Paul #

    “you can totally spot nips.” almost caused a spit take. You could write for College Humor now.

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  4. Tom Houseman #

    From now on I will only refer to Grace Kelly as “eminently boffable.” Freaking hilarious.

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