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Sci-fi and fantasy elements of pop culture – movies, TV shows, books, etc – distinguish themselves from contemporary times through weirdness. People wear weird clothes, pilot weird vehicles, live in weird houses and interact with weird races. The weirder a common function of society is, the odder the landscape.
And what’s weirder than weird food?
“Fictional food” is up there with “alien sex” for producing the squirmiest reactions. We’re very self-conscious about how we look when we eat and what our choice of food says about us. And we defend our tastes very fiercely, to the point that treating the weird as normal freaks us out. The way we react to fictional food tells us about the fictional society being depicted, as well as … about ourselves.
Overthinkers – what is the Best Fictional Food?
(And stick around ’till the end for a verdict from our MYSTERY CELEBRITY JUDGE!)
Gagh – Star Trek (André Callot)
The Klingon race started out as metaphorical Cold War opponent for the Federation, and eventually turned into a catch-all metaphor for otherness in Star Trek. No alien culture on the show was ever as well-developed: Klingons love opera, violent sex and killing each other. And gagh. They love gagh.
Gagh is a disgusting pile of worms, served alive, enjoyed for the sensation of squirming inside your mouth. Being presented with gagh became an easy way to tell whether someone in Starfleet was badass. If you grab a fistful and grin as you smash the wriggling parasites into your mouth, congratulations, you’re command material. If you have any kind of normal human reaction, sorry, astrometrics for you.
For Klingon characters, though, gagh is just an ethnic comfort food that humans don’t understand. This is why it’s my favorite fictional food. My father is an immigrant, and when I was growing up, we bonded over cooking the food of our noble people – the French. Weird, gross food that made my friends wretch, like paté and mussels. Food that I loved, but isolated me from most other kids in suburban South Carolina.
Klingons don’t complain a lot, but when they do, it’s because something culturally important is being done wrong. “This gagh is dead!” “That restaurant sells gagh to tourists!” The injustice they lament is the slow death of their culture in a galaxy that privileges commerce and technology over a sense of historical identity. That, to me, is so very French, and so very admirable.
If you’d like to cook the (vegan!) gagh in the picture, check out this recipe from the Lazy Smurf. It uses beets instead of deadly parasitic worms. If you want something a little closer to the original, I suggest the shrimp lo mein at the take-out place down the street.
Just make sure you chew it to death before you swallow it. Bon appetit!
There are no words.
So many wonderfully ridiculous choices this week. Well done, guys! However, only one could win my vote. The most ridiculous one of all. Ouroboros. Congrats.
sooooo glad nobody said “snozberries.”
Snozzberries? Whoever heard of a snozzberry?
I’ve always thought of the Hook Goo as brightly colored cake frosting. On the set, I’m sure that’s probably what it was, but it also makes sense for the movie. Ask any kid which part of the cake they prefer, and dollars to donuts, they’ll say, “FROSTING!” So, naturally, the Lost Boys would have buckets of the stuff lying around.
Am I the only one that sees each of these Think Tanks as a round of Apples to Apples?
I have to say that my favoite scenes with Riker were when he was trying ‘Gagh’, but the ‘eat me/drink me’ got my vote because it’s so true. Plus the Disney ‘Alice in Wonderland’ seems like one long acid trip to me.
I’m waiting to see the new Tim Burton version of Alice’s adventures for a *real* acid trip.
I can’t remember if it was actually a comment made by a character or something the creator of B5 said about all space sci-fi movies and series: each has its own version of Gagh, some living, bug-like thing eaten as a delicacy. Think about it. Pretty accurate, yeah? I’m sure there are bound to be exceptions, but every one I think of off the top of my head has something like that in it.
Nobody picked the Schmoo?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmoo
Best fictional food? well i always found the edible scaffolding of the Doozers (great name) in Fraggle Rock to be pretty cool. As a child i loved building things and the Doozers were my favorite part of that show. Also there was this great episode where one of the Fraggles learned that eating the scaffolds was a bad thing to do, because the Doozers where people too. In that way the Fraggles became a symbol of the evil capitalist that “eat” the wealth produced by the workers…